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Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322745]

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:07

Nick Aghababian
Messages: 390
Registered: August 2006
Location: Grand Rapids / Chicago

Has No Life

http://childtrader.com/

Laughing

Read the FAQ!

How do you tell a genuine Stradivarius from a copy?

The real one burns with a blue flame.
-Dick Rees

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322790 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:48

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Tom faderjockey Brandis
Messages: 516
Registered: August 2004
Location: Baltimore, Maryland

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ROTFLMAO!!! Laughing

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322797 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:12

Patrick Tracy
Messages: 1239
Registered: February 2006
Location: Boulder, CO

Has No Life

From childtrader.com FAQ

No child is a possession. Not your old one, not your new one, not any child.

http://home.earthlink.net/~patrickgtracy

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322806 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:29

Bennett Prescott
Messages: 5537
Registered: August 2004
Location: Troy, NY

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Quote:

You may be experiencing many emotional ups and downs, especially if you are a woman, and doubly especially if it’s "that time of the month." If you have any questions about trading, ask your partner, or just pray about them. God never lets prayers go unanswered.

Yowza.

-- Bennett Prescott
Director of North American Sales
EONA ADRaudio d.o.o.
Cell: (518) 488-7190

An amateur practices until they get it right. A professional practices until they can't get it wrong.

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322834 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:57

DanDraper
Messages: 249
Registered: December 2004
Location: Southampton, UK

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That must be a joke...

If not, that is really really wrong...

Just changing your child because you don't like them is terrible.. what effect will that have on your child when they find out??

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322956 is a reply to message #322834 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 21:56

Mike Butler (media)
Messages: 2458
Registered: October 2005
Location: southern connecticut

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What's even better the sites they link to:
http://puppyprofits.com/

Quote:

M. Vick - Atlanta, GA
"I've held dog fights in my back yard for years and I'm barely under investigation!"

and
http://medicaladoptions.com/

Quote:

Everyone Can Benefit from a Medical Organ Adoption Solution.

Finding high-quality organs in a timely fashion can often be a problem. You can’t buy them for any price legally, and attempts to do so often end in the disasters only afforded by the underground, black market of illicit organs.

If you need a lifesaving organ transplant, you have to meet strict, often unfair criteria, and then wait for your turn to come up on the list, regardless of urgency. You might get the pound of flesh you need to continue your life, and you might not.

The FAQs are priceless!

http://www.mikebutlermedia.com
Mike Butler Media * AV/video production * corporate event production * presentation services * marketing support * creative research * graphic design * photography

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #322972 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Wed, 14 May 2008 22:27

Chris Davis
Messages: 1454
Registered: May 2004
Location: USA

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Nick Aghababian wrote on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:07

http://childtrader.com/

Laughing

Read the FAQ!

"Huuhhh"...
"It's a conspiracy! Guard your lives!"
"I don't have any kids and I'm soo lonely. {wimper}"
"He-he. Dang-old kids selling whatchamacallits acting like there's no tomorrow before tomorrow ever comes man, mmm-hmmm."
"Hank, how's your wife, are the two of you fighting? Have some irreconcilable differences?"
"Dang it Bill..."
index.php/fa/15871/0/

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323078 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:12

Travis Riddle
Messages: 79
Registered: April 2008
Location: Tyler, Tx

Nothing Better To Do

im pretty sure this is a joke site.....read some of the info on the kids on the front page....

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Thu, 15 May 2008 13:23

Vince Byrne
Messages: 292
Registered: April 2004
Location: Mesquite, TX

Has No Life

Travis Riddle wrote on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:12

im pretty sure this is a joke site.....read some of the info on the kids on the front page....

Dang. I was all set to trade in the mouthy one for someone a little more compliant ... Cool

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323123 is a reply to message #323115 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:56

Mike Kirkpatrick
Messages: 231
Registered: September 2007
Location: Stevensville MD

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There is some really funny stuff there. I really liked the tips for the "best ways to say goodbye"

On the other hand I can imagine that if you have a unruly young one thats still somewhat gullible you could take them to the computer and threaten trading them to a Somalia family or something.

There are a few places on the site where they recommend trading your child for one that is of poorer stature because they tend to listen better. Laughing

http://sandcastlesound.net/index.html
Brother ICBM of Mindful non Dualism

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323129 is a reply to message #322745 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 14:12

Karl Winkler
Messages: 298
Registered: August 2004
Location: New Mexico

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That is really out there! Where do people get the time to do something this elaborate?

-Karl

Karl Winkler
Lectrosonics, Inc
http://www.lectrosonics.com
http://www.karlwinkler.com
http://www.giovanniquartet.com
http://www.sandiastrings.com

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323165 is a reply to message #323129 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:17

Patrick Tracy
Messages: 1239
Registered: February 2006
Location: Boulder, CO

Has No Life

Karl Winkler wrote on Thu, 15 May 2008 13:12

That is really out there! Where do people get the time to do something this elaborate?

-Karl

Yep, I'm too busy going back and forth between PSW and Craigslist to come up with something like that.

http://home.earthlink.net/~patrickgtracy

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323166 is a reply to message #323129 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:21

Eric Deweese
Messages: 84
Registered: January 2005
Location: NW Arkansas

Nothing Better To Do

This is a nice site and all...but another spoof sight that I cannot say that I like all that much is www.landoverbaptist.org

I would say that their site is one of the most elaborate spoof's that I have every came across.

Eric Deweese
Black Pearl Sound

"simmer down now!!!!!"

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323219 is a reply to message #323166 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:12

Travis Riddle
Messages: 79
Registered: April 2008
Location: Tyler, Tx

Nothing Better To Do

Eric Deweese wrote on Thu, 15 May 2008 16:21

www.landoverbaptist.org

that is just ridiculous that someone would take the time to that.....feel sorry for them when they meet "The Man" someday....

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Re: Is your child not the right fit for your family? [message #323239 is a reply to message #323166 ]

Thu, 15 May 2008 20:09

Tim McCulloch
Messages: 3819
Registered: April 2004
Location: Wichita KS USA

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Eric Deweese wrote on Thu, 15 May 2008 16:21

I would say that their site is one of the most elaborate spoof's that I have every came across.

Uh... it's a spoof?

Oh dear.... Laughing

Have fun, good luck.

Tim Mc

"It's not your fault if he can't play the part. Let him suck out loud."

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Thu, 15 May 2008 20:30

Andy Peters
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Registered: April 2004
Location: Tucson, AZ

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Nick Aghababian wrote on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:07

http://childtrader.com/

Laughing

Read the FAQ!

That's some funny shit.

And it's further proof that some Bible Thumpers have had the Bible thumped on their head one time too many. (Or maybe one time too few.)

-a

"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

"Your band isn't good enough for my PA."

"On the Internet, nobody can hear you mix a band."

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